One of the things that I like more from Londoners is that they like very much the celebrations. They are always celebrating something and they like very much to buy presents and remember events with a party or treat.
Last year, I could remember specially the Queen Diamond Jubilee and the Olympics; the city was plenty of Union Jack flags, T-shirts, scarf, ties, shoes,… all in the UK show the world that London is under a big event.
But also the normal seasonal celebrations: Halloween, Christmas, St Valentine, Mothers day, the puppy day, the red nose day, ... they look full of happiness, presents and lovely environment of party. Yes, of course that could be amazing in all the countries, but here the lights have more colours, the streets have more lights, more people, more tourists, even thought that the weather is steamily cold, nobody forget a celebration.This year we started with the Dragon new year Chinese party and at the same time, my preferred celebration, The Tube 150 birthday.
Let me use this anniversary like a room for talk you about my anecdotes in the London underground which really seems the years don't pass through it, The tube looks as the first day it started running!
Nowadays The Tube is a complex three-dimensional infrastructure with a lot of lines, trains, tunels and travelers
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In fact, I’m a frequent user of The Tube, I’ve my own Oyster card, it isn’t really an affinity card, but it’s the most similar to recognize if you usually travel in the public London transport.
But let me start talking about my first week travelling from London Bridge station every morning at 8 am,…”rush hour”,…
First of all you must take a daily newspaper, METRO or CITY AM that will allow you to be informed about important things that happen in the world.
You go downstairs and here start the first quiz: Your news in one hand, your laptop in the other hand, and you need to take the Oyster to pass the barrier of entry, don’t worry! You can put the newspaper under the armpit and go to the next situation without problems. I never understand how people who have also a coffee in the hand can manage the quiz!
Start down escalator, long escalators, always in the right, and allowing speedy line in the left, people with serious faces, a little slept I suppose, and I’m sure that always thinking what’d happen if… yes, like a dream, dreaming the feeling, imaging if… only one time, suddenly decision, like a fast shift,… what’d happen if I jump to the ramp and use it like a toboggan to slide … have you see the last film of Bond? It isn’t so different, people only want to do the same that Creg in the film and jump to the ramp!.
But don’t worry, again! The long escalator finish and you come back to the real underground, you have lost your sliding opportunity and you are now in the platform.
Yes, you …and hundred of people in the same platform. You think WHY they usually say “mind the gap” and never say “mind the crowded platform”? because where is the gap? I can’t see it, what I can see is the reason why people seems to be unhappy in the morning, at the end of the escalator the “ugly truth”… “mind the ugly truth” …”mind the crowded platform”!
And the train is approaching,and it opens the doors,
and two or three people exits the train,
and “mind the gap”
and six or seven people try to enter…
and ”mind the doors”…
and you continue in the crowded platform…
The second big quiz in the modern 150 years old underground is how you can get the train, believe me, this is a matter of strategy, good and brilliant strategy. You need to use your elbows and your big and heavy laptop. Don’t worry if the door of the train is not in front of you, it could be better. Prepare your right elbow and press with the laptop straight ahead pushing into the train and go with the crowd. You got it! Turn around yourself to see through the train window, you can realize that the losers are in the platform…like a fight... good luck for the next train, guys!...
The next station is very strange, nobody exits the train and nobody can come into it, strange people in the platform. Do they expect an empty train? Their platform is as crowded as mine but nobody exits the train, then nobody enters in the train, then nobody travels, then nobody … nobody …and everyday the same, perhaps they live in the platform waiting and empty train??? From days or weeks in the same platform waiting the next train … good luck for the next train, guys!...
And now, spend your trip time, for instance reading the news, for instance reading the eBook, no room for your arms moving, no room for newspaper open, then you have time to define a new strategy: Your station is approaching and you need to exit the wagon…Last quiz to arrive at work!
And these daily situations from 150 years…people waiting for any future change more comfortable and less crowded... perhaps we must wait other 150 years to see it!

